Found this funny. You may want to add some of your own.
May 2009 issue of Maximum PC Magazine.
8 FILE SIZES ARE SHOWN ONLY IN KB.Does your car display its speed in furlongs per week? No! That makes as much sense as showing how many kilobytes a 2.5TB file is.
6 APPLICATION SPLASH SCREENS ARE USELESS.
5 OUTLOOK SEPARATES EMAIL ADDRESSES WITH A SEMICOLON. In America, we separate lists with commas, not semicolons.
4 Give me a #4. I didn’t like theirs.
3 APPS BURIED IN THE SUB-FOLDERS OF THE PROGRAM MENU. Apps belong in the root of the Program Files not sub-folder after sub-folder, where no one will ever find them!
2 DISABLING APPS IN THE SYSTRAY IS HARD. Why bury the option to disable systray apps? It should be as easy to access as the option to hide the annoying buggers.
1 THE SAVE ICON IS A FREAKIN FLOPPY DISK!
We haven’t bought a PC with a floppy drive in the better part of a decade. Why is the icon still a 3.5-inch disk?